Laugh Three tips to break-up without hurting her feelings

On the April 29, 2015 episode of Banana Nite, Pooh gave us some Laugh Three tips to break-up without hurting her feelings

3) Make a bigger problem so she won't get mad at you.

2) Tell her that you don't belong here.

1) Tell her that you have a legal wife.

And there you go, these are the Laugh Three tips to break-up to your girlfriend without hurting her feelings.

Balitang Six Six for April 28, 2015

Your Balitang Six Six from the April 28, 2015's ABS-CBN's Banana Nite!

- Cop struggles to get through the gate!

- Soldiers got panicked when their armory got backfire

- Cock fights with a pail, while the pail fights back!

- Man is too drunk to leave his horse!

- Taekwondo competition turned into a dance contest!

- Jumper tries to jump through the golf cart but the golf cart grabbed his shorts!

Balitang Six Six for 4/17/15

Balitang Six Six from the April 17, 2015 episode of Banana Nite:

- A man got himself a hangover finds himself some difficulty getting up from bed!

- A cyclist tries to pull some stunts got smacked by the bench!

- A criminal who got arrested by police swallowed the entire evidence by himself!

- A man tries to lift a barbell tries to hold his breath because his dog's going to poo!

- A woman who dances non-stop didn't realize she ripped her pants!

- A woman tries to relax at the park got splashed by the river!

Laugh Three tips on stopping your kids from moving out

On the November 4, 2014's Banana Nite's Laugh Three, what are the Laugh Three tips on stopping your kids from moving out?

1) Take back his/her stuff!

2) Don't try to stop him/her. Instead, bring his or her boyfriend or girlfriend to your house!

3) Throw a party!

Balitang Six Six for 10/15/2014

Breaking news from the October 15, 2014's Banana Nite's Balitang Six Six!

1) Man does breakdance, here comes his full moon!

2) Boxer tries to get up on the ring but he dropped himself on the ring!

3) Man tries to rush into something, got slipped, and hit a man!

4) Man wants to jump on the pool but he got hurt because the swimming pool's too hard!

5) Man looks up during his graduation march and he didn't watch where he's going. That's why he got tripped on stage!

6) Fisherman just fished...his own!

Park Sang-Myun in Banana Split

In case you've really missed last night's episode of Banana Split: Extra Scoop, one of South Korea's famed comedians made a special guest appearance in front of the Music Museum audience! Yes, that's Park Sang-Myun, an actor who appeared in the Green Rose Korean drama and movies like My Wife is a Gangster and Miracle on Cell No. 7.

Very nice to see a foreign celeb guesting on this show!

Laugh Three tips to get through traffic violations!

On the August 19, 2014's Banana Nite's LAUGH THREE segment, here are the LAUGH THREE tips to get through numerous traffic violations!

- When caught beating the red light, use reverse psychology!

- When caught speeding, try to worsen the situation!

- To avoid ticketing, talk something gibberish!

Balitang Six Six for 7/11/2014

Breaking news from the July 11, 2014's Banana Nite's BALITANG SIX SIX!

- Isang lalaki na hobby ang pamamaril sa gubat nagpaputok ng baril, hindi nga lang siya nakapagsinturon bago gawin ito.

- Isang dalagita gustong subukan kung kaya niyang mag-golf, nalaman niya na hindi niya ito kaya sa isang ikot lang.

- Isang babae, dahan-dahang bumaba sa buhangin, dahan dahang siyang nag-umpisa pero mabilis siyang nakarating sa ibaba!

- Isang ina naisipang mag-twerk habang nag-aalaga ng bata, hindi niya alam na gusto rin sumali ng kanyang anak!

- Isang babae gustong maging G-Force nag-video ng kanyang audition tape, huling-huli sa video ang kanyang kapalpakan.

- Isa pang dancer ang gusto namang patunayan na madali lang ang pagsayaw sa ibabaw ng mesa. Hindi nga lang madali kung ang mesa ay gawa sa salamin.

Balitang Six Six for July 2, 2014

Breaking news from the July 2, 2014's Banana Nite's Balitang Six Six!

- A game of see-saw goes pop!

- Bystander having a hard time hiding from the bull run!

- Female cyclist tries to feel her long hair and loses balance!

- Man dressed as a hat mascot got fallen down the stage!

- Mother who plays a motion-sensing video game got enjoyed so much...she accidentally hit her kid!

- Man who plays with his dog got bitten by his dog!

Balitang Six Six for June 16, 2014

Breaking news from the June 16, 2014's Banana Nite's BALITANG SIX SIX:

- Extreme close-ups get a smack in the face!

- A wrestler gets the most embarrassing moment of his life when one of the ring's cords got snapped!

- Soldiers noticed a falling tree...and then missed it!

- Male model's having problems at the runway!

- Man tries to jump through the ship but he missed!

- La-Z-Boy fights back against the customer!

Balitang Six Six for 5/12/2014

Breaking news from the May 12, 2014's Banana Nite's BALITANG SIX SIX!

- Man with hangover...dropped himself with his bed along with it!

- BMX rider pulls stunts on a bench...bench slams him!

- Bank robber ate up all his evidences!

- Man lifting weights...while dog's desperate for a poo!

- Lady dancing with her booty until her pants ripped!

- Lady sits on a bridge...until she got splashed!

Meanwhile...some humorous photos showcased in another ETO NA POST! Such as...why her back looks like a centipede's, stockings or hair, a kid got his clothes hanged by clippers, dog with a horse's head, and a smelly shoe on a man's face as a punishment.

Balitang Six Six for May 8, 2014

Breaking news from the Balitang Six Six segment from the May 8, 2014's Banana Nite!

- Man catches his babe from the swimming pool...with painful results!

- Drunk lady pole-dances at the wedding party...and falls...

- Man does stunts with his bike...with a painful surprise from below!

- Girl tries treadmill...treadmill spits girl away!

- Man follows horse...and horse kicks man!

- Man left the van...but van left by itself!

Meanwhile...more tips to do when bored in another BORED MEMBER such as...

- If you're bored from walking...how about self-protest?

- If you're bored...why not cut your hair by your own?

- If you're bored while waiting in line...why not rob the line and then you say "sorry"?

April Mariz Herher, IHAW NA!

On the February 7, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment. The guest for the night was April Mariz Herher. Yes, we know that April Mariz is classified herself as a full-fledged tomboy ever since she has fond of boy-targeted toys when she was young and since she declared the grand winner of IT'S SHOWTIME'S That's My Tomboy segment, she's finally well-known to the world and the community really accepted her for who she is...as well as the other tomboys took part of the critically-acclaimed segment of the show.

JC De Vera, IHAW NA!

On the January 27, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day was none other than JC De Vera. Since taking part on GMA's Starstruck, JC's proven to be quite a matinee idol and when he became part of TV5 in shows like Lokomoko and Ang Utol Kong Hoodlum, JC's stardom is like on the top of the world. Now that he's a Kapamilya, let's see how far JC De Vera can go further in the latest TV drama, THE LEGAL WIFE, starring Angel Locsin.

Meanwhile, more funny pics from the internet on ETO NA POST...and then some more pickup lines in KONTRA PICK-UP.

Martin Del Rosario, IHAW NA!

On the January 22, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day was none other than actor Martin Del Rosario. Martin Del Rosario began his showbiz career ever since he was in his sophomore years upon an encounter with a talent manager while he's buying lechon. In his career, Martin Del Rosario's appearance in numerous dramas from ABS-CBN really deserved himself a big break. Some say, he accidentally shot Andi Eigenmann while shooting for an episode of Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin.

Boy Abunda, IHAW NA!

For the first time, on the January 17, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, Boy Abunda is the guest. You could commonly see him everyday; Bandila on Weeknights, Bottomline on Saturday, and Buzz ng Bayan on Sunday. This guy bares all in the name of being a self-styled king of talk.

Kim Chiu, IHAW NA!

On the January 15, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day is none other than the lovely Kim Chiu. A Chinese-Filipina born from Cebu, Kim Chiu's big break dates back when she was a housemate from Pinoy Big Brother, alongside Gerald Anderson. Life after PBB, Kim Chiu has been featured in several TV dramas, movies, and commercials. She used to have a love team alongside Gerald Anderson but now, she's moved on to Xian Lim since My Binondo Girl and the movie adaptation of a best-seller novel "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo?"

Meanwhile, we check out what does a SINGLE, IN A RELATIONSHIP, and IT'S COMPLICATED do in stuff like...weightlifting, and paying bills at a restaurant.

Wenn Deramas, IHAW NA!

On the January 3, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day is famed movie director Wenn V. Deramas. Because of him, the movies he directed such as the Ang Tanging Ina movies, Sisterakas, and last year's Boy Girl Bakla Tomboy were box-office successes.

Meanwhile, Tunting's having a face-off interview with Batman in TNT: Tapatan Ni Tunting.

Dominic Roque, IHAW NA!

On the January 2, 2014's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day is actor Dominic Roque. His recent appearance was from last year's movie, Pagpag: Siyam na Buhay, one of the MMFF 2013 candidate movies.

Meanwhile, we find out what's the difference on what would a SOSYAL and DI SOSYAL do such as getting rid of bad luck in an impending new year, reading a newspaper, and can't come to a party

Ejay Falcon, IHAW NA!

On the December 23, 2013's Banana Nite's IHAW NA segment, the guest of the day is none other than Ejay Falcon. From model to actor, Ejay's been one of the products of the Pinoy Big Brother show ever since he began his role as a housemate. He's been featured in TV shows like Momay and Dugong Buhay.